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Office Microwave
  • Steven passing by the kitchen.

  • me:

    Is this yours? (pointing to the microwave with food heating up)

  • Steven:

    no, maybe it's Jonathan's.

  • me:

    oh ok.. Hmm I wonder if this is done.

  • Steven:

    let me find him

  • Jonathan shows up - a new Jonathan

  • me:

    oh, you. i always run into your food in the microwave with 30 seconds left. (it's been like the 4th time and he's always MIA so I had to take his food out and put it on top of the microwave)

  • Jonathan:

    yeah, that's right.

  • me:

    is this done?

  • Jonathan:

    Yea, I guess.

  • Steve:

    Yeah, it's done. It beeped. (Steve opening a can of tuna that smells so fishy - of course)

  • me:

    oh, you know what I'm not even using the microwave, I need to use the toaster for my food.

  • Steve and Jonathan:

    LOL (they must be thinking, wth woman!)

  • me:

    oh i know, i'm such a retard. I've accepted that part of me.

  • laughs.