Steven passing by the kitchen.
Is this yours? (pointing to the microwave with food heating up)
no, maybe it's Jonathan's.
oh ok.. Hmm I wonder if this is done.
let me find him
Jonathan shows up - a new Jonathan
oh, you. i always run into your food in the microwave with 30 seconds left. (it's been like the 4th time and he's always MIA so I had to take his food out and put it on top of the microwave)
yeah, that's right.
is this done?
Yea, I guess.
Yeah, it's done. It beeped. (Steve opening a can of tuna that smells so fishy - of course)
oh, you know what I'm not even using the microwave, I need to use the toaster for my food.
LOL (they must be thinking, wth woman!)
oh i know, i'm such a retard. I've accepted that part of me.